Thursday, 7 June 2012

Hymie breaks the bad news

Hymie is playing cards.

His pal, Abe, bets £5000, loses, and dies of a heart attack. Hymie volunteers to break the sad news to his widow. His friends say he must be diplomatic.

Hymie rings the bell and tells Abe's widow; "Your husband lost £5000 at cards and he's too scared to come home".

"Tell him to drop dead", she replies.

"Right", says Hymie.