Monday, 14 May 2012

Hymie tries for free sex

A petrol owner puts up a sign; Free Sex with every fill-up. Hymie pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex. The owner told him to pick a number between 1 and 10.

"If you guess right, you'll get the sex".

Hymie said, "Eight".

The garage owner respnded. "Ooh, close, but it was seven".

A week later, Hymie pulled in again, this time with his friend Abe. He filled up with petrol and asked for the free sex.

This time Hymie guessed, "Two".
The owner said, "Sorry, it was three".

As they drove off, Hymie said to Abe, "I think that game is rigged. He doesn't really give away free sex at all".

Abe replied, "No, it's definitely genuine. My wife won twice last week".

1 comment:

  1. Dad, re Michael Winner's HYMIE JOKE booK, i am Jewish and I am reviewing this SICK antisemitic book for a Jewish newspaper in the USA. and i want to ask you, since i assume you are a Uk Jewish man, right? In the USA, HYMIE is an ethnic slur, for HYMAN, and one never uses this word now in public or in books or newspapers! NEVER. Jesse Jackson told a HYMIETOWN joke about NYC a few years ago and he was soundly criticized for using Black America talk slang for New York as a hymietown. he later apologized of course. So i wanted to ask you, is HYMIE an okay word to use in UK? and why? It sounds like something that Ricky Gervais would say no?